Michelle Collins desperately wants to look Asian. (Hence the bangs and eyeliner.) When not attempting this impossible feat, she is a comedian, writer and producer. She spent her youth as the Managing Editor of VH1 Best Week Ever blog, which garnered her two Webby Awards for Best Celebrity Blog. (She put one of them on the hood of her Mercury Milan.) Last summer, Michelle was a Producer and frequent guest on Kathy, the Kathy Griffin talk show on Bravo. She's also made appearances on The Wendy Williams Show,Chelsea Lately,The Tyra Banks Show, the BBC, many a VH1 countdown show and was a roving reporter for VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live. She has more exciting things in the works, but does not want to jinx them by printing them in her bio. You understand. Michelle is currently a freelance writer for VanityFair.com, where she recently covered the Oscars and the 2012 London Olympics. Michelle does not want to lie to you. She does not help the community in a real, tangible way. But she does love to make people laugh. And if that doesn't improve the community, what will?